Friday, March 18, 2011

Periodontist Recall Letter

W Italy (but not together)


The library and the windows are full of rosettes and flags of Italy, a customer enters and stands in front of the field of Italian history, browse some books and then come to me:
"Did you know that you really are history of united Italy broke bales ?
And walk away satisfied with an expression on his face.
is certainly a simple person, just enough for him to be happy, the rest I'm here just for cash.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Alex Russo Bedroom Wallpaper

Customer: Forget it!


The customer looks at me smugly .
"You books Vadim Zeland?"
"What is gender?
He looks at me with eyes wide open.
"No, look, forget it!"
And walk away.
A wonderful day to you too, sir!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Brazil's Employment By Sector Update

nonexistent Titles (Part Three)

The desert of tartar (The Desert of the Tartars Dino Buzzati)
Borghezio A small, small (and fat, fat! A Very small Vincenzo Cerami)
Girl of the Ox ('s girlfriend Bebo Carlo Cassola)
stormy Peaks ( Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte)
Ten years of solitude (there were a bit 'more ... we Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
Nobody writes in column ( Nobody writes to the Colonel by Gabriel Garcia Marquez) The monster
Gesualdo ( Mastro don Gesualdo, by Giovanni Verga )
The cat and the leopard (the leopard that is? A new cat species? The Leopard Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa)
Stomach pain ( Sartre's Nausea)
The Crow Jonathan Livingston ( Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach)
The world blows ( Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder)
The beggars ( Les Miserables by Victor Hugo)
Love in the Time of Plague (From which we're almost there! Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez )